IF YOU ARE NEW NEW, HERE IS THE TRUE TRUE:

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We are here to have fun, we aren't here to tell you what to do, we aren't your parents or your preacher, but if you are new to meme coins there are a few things that we feel should be repeatedly emphasized up front:

No crypto project can or should guarantee you financial gains, profits, rewards or really any outcome at all. If they do, run. This space is highly volatile and rapidly evolving, and investments in this space can and often do go to ZERO in minutes, even if the team is comprised of angelic tech geniuses with millions in backing. We highly recommend you size your investments appropriately such that a complete loss would not jeopardize your quality of life, relationships, etc.

There is no formal organizational structure, roles, titles or anything else of that nature behind this project. This is essentially an art collective who work on this as a hobby. As of the time of writing this there is no concept of 'employment' here. Your participation in this project, even if paid for by community members or project wallets, is equivalent to going to the farmers market and trading a painting you made for a sandwich someone else made.

Part of memecoin culture is to say things like 'a billion is programmed' or 'we're going up next week' and we aren't here to step on those who try to hype up our project within the context of this culture, but just know that you should take all statements about future price movement or value, even if they come from people who appear to be leaders in the project, as essentially jokes that are meant to keep people having fun. Nobody here can tell the future, and therefore no claims about future price action or value should be taken seriously enough to influence your investment decisions.

As this project grows in value and in member count, it will be subject to forces much larger than the 'dev' and early participants can control on their own. It WILL require more people to become active participants to keep the culture and the vibe the way we set out to. Ultimately no community members, including the dev, can control what other members or groups or subsets within the community decide to do with their coins or their actions. Unless explicitly stated otherwise, this project is not connected to or affiliated with any other project, network, business or asset of any member of the community.

Most projects these days are short lived and focused on their one big pump, after which they whither or implode in spectacular fashion. This project was started with the intention to be long lasting and so far so good, but anything can happen.

Most crypto project roadmaps should be taken with a grain of salt, or several. We are trying to be realistic about what is reasonable for us to accomplish with the inputs we already have, vs what is a wild dream that would take additional skills and resources coming in to the project.